When only the #bestdamnbottleopener will do, grab a 'Made In The USA' bar key that is made and laser cut in Idaho from barstock steel.  Each key is painted then weathered for a vintage look.

• Made in the USA
• Pry bar on the opposite side, cuz' well, you never know
  
• 6 ounces of steel (can be used for self defense) if necessary